She Sold Her Soul… For Labubu Dolls?

Forget selling your soul for fame or fortune—one Moscow woman just cashed in her eternal essence for Labubu dolls and a folk-pop concert ticket. Yes, really. It started as a trolling post by marketing guy Dmitry, who offered 100,000 rubles (about $1K) to anyone willing to sign over their soul in blood. Most thought it was a gag. Karina, 26, did not.

She pricked her finger, signed the deal, and walked away with cash in hand. Within hours, she blew it all on plush Labubu collectibles and a ticket to see Nadezhda Kadysheva. The internet lost its mind. Dmitry compared himself to Davy Jones from Pirates of the Caribbean. Karina posed for pics with her bloody contract. And Russian social media ate it up.

Labubu Is the New Devil?

The Russian Orthodox Church wasn’t laughing. They condemned Karina for “choosing the side of evil” and branded Dmitry as “Satan” for buying her soul. Their warning? Expect suffering, illness, maybe even death. Meanwhile, the only thing Karina’s worried about is where to display her new Labubu army.

If you’ve been online lately, you know Labubu isn’t just a toy—it’s a cultural obsession. Fans are taking out insurance policies for their plushies, stores are getting robbed for stock, and collectors are bleeding cash for limited editions. Karina just took that devotion to a whole new dimension. Literally.