Crocs Meets Couture: Jean Paul Gaultier Gets Chunky

Jean Paul Gaultier has done a lot of things to fashion — put Madonna in cone bras, made sailors sexy, and turned corsetry into an everyday vibe. But now? He’s coming for your foam clogs. Yes, couture just slid its way into Crocs, and it’s as gloriously unhinged as it sounds.

From Cone Bras to Clogs

This isn’t just another Croc with a charm slapped on. We’re talking satin corset lacing, draped faux leather, strappy garter energy, and even a peekaboo logo that feels more rebellious than half the runway right now. The black Classic Clog gets a slick Gaultier pin, the Bae Clog goes full dominatrix cosplay with cone-bra references, and the Hydra Clog throws in lace-print leather details like it’s 2005 Dior streetwear on steroids.

Ugly-Pretty Never Looked So Right

The magic here is how wrong it all feels — and that’s exactly why it works. Crocs were already in their villain era, embraced by Balenciaga and celebs who know irony is the best accessory. Gaultier just takes it nuclear, smashing comfort-core with couture kink. It’s part runway, part rave, part “did my shoes just catcall me?”

The Crocs x Gaultier drop lands August 29, exclusively via the Crocs app and JPG direct. Prepare for resale chaos — because nothing says fashion history like fighting strangers online for a pair of corseted clogs.