Wear Your Fave Sex Position With Carne Bollente's Whimsical Tees

Stand by for your next obsession guys: French independent brand, Carne Bollente (or Hot Meat), are making plain tees sexy again with their made-you-look-twice embroidered designs. Since 2014, the brand has been on a passionate mission to penetrate the international fashion market with its sex-without-limitations ethos – it's all about being out-and-proud about our sexuality, and having a joke at it too.

The conversation-starting unisex tees, sweaters, socks and caps feature various tongue-in-cheek erotic motifs with cute French product names to boot, including “Attache-moi si tu peux” (Tie me please), “Cunni sur la pelouse”(Cunni[lingus] on the lawn) and “Deux filles une dune” (Two girls, one Dune). But if you're after something equally cute but a little more SFW, the brand have just dropped a limited-edition collaboration with Bonjour Records.

We can't think of a better way to show off your naughty side whilst keeping the goods away from prying eyes. And for all those who learned embroidery from their grandma as a tot: maybe now is the time to brush off those dormant skills, grab yourself a cheap embroidery machine and get working on a set of blue tits.

Shop Carne Bollente products here.

Images via Facebook @carnebollente