This V-Day Adidas Superstar Is The Sneaker Version Of A Friendship Necklace

Brace, brace. Valentine's Day is fast approaching, meaning possible turbulence up ahead for some and a very small chance of death by flying cheese. Sick bags and oxygen masks at the ready, everyone!

If you fall victim to a cheese pummeling this year, adidas' special-edition Superstar could well be responsible. Covering a pair of sneakers in hearts or “loves me, loves me not” lines is one thing, but adidas takes the cake with a red semi-heart design on the medial side that is only complete when the two soles touch. Ew.

The idea is reminiscent of those friendship necklaces we all used to go crazy about in the '90s, so if you wanna surprise your best bitch on Galentine's Day with some matching sneakers, this would be the perfect pair. Even better if you cop one pair of these and one pair of classic whites and take a shoe from each – if you're absolutely certain you're the same shoe size, that is.

Check your local adidas retailer or shop it here for $115.

Next up, five alternatives to crawling into a hole on Valentine's Day.