7 Homemade Sex Toys To Try Right Aways

Everyday objects you have lying around your home that can double as sex toys.


While research has shown (yes, there’s actual research on this stuff) that most women tend to be ready to play at around 11:20 PM, we all know that you never know when you’ll get horny.

Thanks to modern technologies, the market is flooded with different types of toys: men can choose out of a wide selection of pocket pussies and prostate massagers, while women've got an even richer assortment to try out: clit vibrators, thrusting dildos, sex machines, what not.

When you don’t have a handy Hitachi by your side, what can you do? Start panicking? Call up a male escort to help you get off? What if you don’t even own a purple sex toy? Technically, there are dozens of sex toys around our house. Although most of them were not quite designed as sex toys in the first place.

Of course, we’re talking about everyday objects you have lying around your home that can double as sex toys. No need to panic, we’re going to see how you can make a sex toy out of everyday objects.

But first, we need to talk about hygiene.

How to Clean Common Objects Before Playing

Girls who grew up with strict parents or in religious households usually don’t give much thought to sex toys. They probably spend a lot of time fantasizing about using one, but they don’t think about it in real-life terms. Just like any other thing you use on your body, sex toys need to be cleaned.

The same goes for the household objects we’re about to describe. They need to be clean if they are going to come in contact with your private parts. Here are a few things to keep in mind:

  • Use small amounts of fragrance-free soap

Since you want to clean an object thoroughly, you should use harsh soap, right? Wrong. You should only use mild, fragrance-free soap to avoid irritations. Also, you can use hand sanitizer if you don’t have any soap lying around. Just remember to rinse the object afterward to clean any residue. 

  • Don’t be afraid to put on a condom

If you’re one of those people that always have condoms lying around, don’t be afraid to use them when you’re all alone. While this may seem weird, if you plan on using a vegetable or a fruit to masturbate — more on that later — using a condom may be safer than simply cleaning it.

  • Wash the object before and after use

The object you end up using will probably become one of your regular sex toys. If that happens, make sure to wash it before and after use. Not only will this keep you safe from any bacteria, but it will also prevent embarrassment if someone accidentally grabs your secret toy.  

7 Common Objects That Can Become Sex Toys

Now with that out of the way, let’s go over some common objects that will get you off quicker than some expensive toys.

1. Fruits and Veggies

Let’s get the most obvious makeshift toys out of the way first. All you need to do is grab a phallic fruit or veggie — perhaps a cucumber or a banana — clean it up, and voilà, you have a sex toy in your hand. As mentioned before, if you have a condom, it would be a good idea to use it.

2. Pearl Necklace

Pearl necklaces are often sold as sex toys for couples, so if you have one in your apartment, you can save some money and have a great time on your own. You can rub it all over your body for foreplay and stimulate your clitoris until climax.  

3. Showerhead

Taking a shower is pleasant, and for a lot of people, a sexual activity in itself. Instead of using your fingers, why not play with your shower head? Set the right temperature, direct the water to the right spot, and have an intense orgasm. To avoid any bacterial infections, clean the head before use.

4. Hairbrush

For many women, their hairbrush was their first-ever sex toy. Why not revisit your old friend in your adulthood? You can use the front of the brush to touch the inside of your thighs, massaging your clitoris next, and finish yourself off with the handle.

5. Electric Toothbrush

An electric toothbrush can work perfectly as a vibrator replacement. Some models are much stronger than your average vibrator and much easier to handle. Only use it around the clitoris. Never insert it in your vagina because you might end up hurting yourself. That would be one weird doctor’s appointment.   

6. Smartphone

You’ve certainly been tickled by the vibrating sensation of the phone in your pocket before. Your smartphone can also play a special role in your playtime. A vibrating iPhone can be a great companion when you don’t even have an electric toothbrush by your side. Just remember to keep it in airplane mode to avoid disruptive calls and messages.

7. 3D Printed Dildo

The most exciting part of using a 3D printer is that you can make your toy any size or shape you want — let your imagination run free. However, keep in mind that 3D printed toys do require some perfecting and polishing before they’re ready to go. Otherwise, you can get a cut where you least want it.

3D printing toys can do more than help you satisfy your sexual needs. Starting a sex toy business with a help of a 3D printer is quite possible! You just need to have a unique design and you can turn your passion into a business.However, you don’t necessarily need access to a 3D printer if you want to make a sex toy. You just need a silicone penis casting kit and you can mold your own dildo!

Don’t Forget to Have Fun

Whether you’re using an expensive toy, your washing machine, or even your favorite hairbrush, the most important thing is to have fun. This is your alone time, when you should completely relax, get to know your body, and have the best orgasm ever.


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