An Open Letter To Justin Bieber: Where Are You?

Dear Justin:

You and your friend David Guetta released your new song "2U" yesterday featuring Victoria's Secret models lip syncing the song. Throughout the music video the angels joke around, are cute, jump and sing along but one question seems to be left unanswered, so let's all sync our lips together and say: Where are You Justin? 

We know you have important things to do but we haven't seen you for ages (except from when you recently revealed your eye decease conjunctivitis - hope you get better soon) but can you pleeeaaaseeee appear just for 10 seconds in your music videos? You weren't in "Sorry", "Love Yourself", "Cold Water" - do you even exist? 

Just tell us if the 2U music video is actually a Victoria's Secret advertisement. We all sat down for 3 minutes and 15 seconds and waited for you to reveal yourself but all we got was Romee Strijd, Jasmine Tookes, Stella Maxwell,  Sara Sampaio, Martha Hunt and Elsa Hosk and no Biebs. Did they knock you out and take over the set? It's so confusing, why aren't you in your own music videos?!

Come back in front of the camera soon. When the song isn't that good we should at least get some abs to look at. 

Sincerely yours,
An Agnostic Belieber