PUSSY RIOT Wins The World Cup 2018 To Putin's Dismay

With the world at a stand still to watch the heart quenching 51 minute of the Croatian-French Battle, Pussy Riot invaded the Moscow Stadium with a well executed wake up call. Four 'officers' interfered, one high fived the young French Mbappe, while Croatian Dejan Lovren fiercely annoyed with another officer. The female 'officers' were man handled away and the battle resumed. A good luck High-Five it seems with France emerging as the conquerers. 

But little did any one at the time know the who what why's of these officers. Pussy Riot, the Russian Activist group whom are no strangers to fuck you activism for women's rights and shedding light on the political turmoil of Putin's reign, proudly claimed responsibility. 

For you see dear reader, while Russia has gladly manipulated the spotlight to improve its world image, the political despair and human rights violations were simply FIFA washed so to say. When we all turn our TV's off, when the players go home, the political distress causing every day Russians does not. The middle finger to Putin on that Moscow pitch was to shed light on the FIFA Washing. Pussy Riot cited that the interference was in line with the 11th Anniversary death of Russian Poet Dmitriy Prigov. His theories and revolutionary ideas of the 'heavenly policeman' vs the 'earthly policeman' were what inspired the officer uniforms. The 'heavenly policeman' is what the protesters represented. 

“The Heavenly Policeman will protect a baby in her sleep, while the earthly policeman persecutes political prisoners and jails people for sharing and liking posts on social media.” 

This was a direct hit at Putin's Russia! For you see again dear reader, Pussy Riot protested at the 2012 Elections in Russia, again at the Sochi Olympics which was heavily criticised by the West, politicians and media. However, the World Cup was not. It was met with praise!

"The World Cup has reminded us of the possibility of a Heavenly Policeman in a wonderful Russia of the future. But the earthly policeman, who intervenes in the game every day and knows no rules, is destroying our world.” Pussy Riot goes on to say. 

The Female Activists had a list of demands for Putin:

1. Free all political prisoners.

2. Stop jailing people for social-media “likes.”

3. Stop illegal arrests at protests.

4. Allow political competition.

5. Stop fabricating criminal cases and putting people in jail for no reason.

6. Turn the earthly policeman into a Heavenly Policeman.

Demands they know will never be met, but would make the world understand what Mother Russia in Putins Fist is truly like. 

The heavenly Pussy Riot Policemen are now in custody, with no access to washing or sleeping facilities. No lawyer allowed. Now these Heavenly Policemen are tortured by Putin's Earthly Policemen as we turn our TV's off from Russia and go back to our mundane pre-Fifa lives. 

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UPDATE: After serving 16 days in a Russian Jail House, Pussy Riot activists were released shortly after midnight on August 1st. But their freedom is short lived and they will need to return back to police station on August 3rd for a final sentencing. This could mean a sentence of several days behind bars. Originally released on July 30th, the activists were re-arrested and held for another night in jail. 

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