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The Ultimate NON-Bohemian Festival Style Guide And Where To Buy It

Who else is sick of bohemian festival wear?

POSTED 01.08.17 12:44 BY SOFIE RIISE NORS

Hello ladies, and welcome to the festival season of 2017! Primavera Sound is happening as we speak, while Glastonbury, Tomorrowland and Roskilde Festival are coming up. And what is Coachella? OVER! Every festival style guide through the past 4 years has been borderline stuck in a 60's pendulum encouraging their readers to culturally appropriate everything and pop pills.

What do we need a break from?

1. Psychedelic patterns!
2. White people with bindis!
3. H&M-Coachella collections on sale!

When do we need it? NOW! ... which is why we created this ultimate style guide for everyone who is as sick of bohemian festival clothing as we are.

The Denim Digger

You can listen to a lot of rock n' roll and pop music without wearing a fake leather jacket and a jersey crop top with shitty fringe.

Enjoys watching their kicks get dirty
Chugs a beer in 10 seconds
Stands 5 hours in line for the pit (and hooks up with someone in the line)
Charming, fun and loud

Bag: AEVOR: DAYPACK FINELINE $90.00, Jeans: LEVI'S: VINTAGE WIDE LEG JEANS $41.97 ($168.00), Jacket: LEVI'S: EX-BOYFRIEND TRUCKER JACKET $89.50, Sunglasses: ZEROUV: VINTAGE WOMENS FASHION RHINESTONE CAT EYE SUNGLASSES, $9.99, Shoe: REEBOK: CLASSIC LEATHER $69.99

Earrings: BLING JEWELRY: SO CHIC SILVER HOOPS $20.99 ($48.28), Bralette: H&M: PADDED TRIANGLE BRA $17.99, Jeans (the ones in the collage are vintage): LEVI'S: ORANGE TAB 517 CROPPED BOOT CUT JEANS $98.00, Waist bag: SUPREME: WAIST BAG ca $150.00, Sneaker: FILA: DISRUPTOR LOW $134.65

Jeans: MONKI: TAIKI HIGH WAISTED MOM JEANS $64.00, Jacket: LEVI'S: COMMUTER™ TRUCKER $99.90 ($148.00), Sunglasses: ZEROUV: DAPPER DOUBLE CROSSBAR FLAT FRONT ROUND AVIATOR SUNGLASSES $9.99, Swimsuit: MERIDIAN: CLASSIC ONE PIECE SWIMSUIT $225.00, Sneakers: NEW BALANCE: 530 LUX SUEDE $100.00

The Influencer

This is the gal we wanna look like. The gal who makes her friends take 20 pics in front of the same graffiti painted art piece at the festival site for her blog. A gal we follow but cannot keep up with: the Influencer!

Drinks vodka before going to The Weeknd
Unapologetic
Looks high maintenance—isn't really
Is convincing, elegant and highly entertaining

Leggings: TOPSHOP: JERSEY RIBBED FLARE TROUSERS $3.50 ($32.11), Sunglasses: ZEROUV: METAL FLAT LENS SIDE COVER MIRROR LENS AVIATOR$´ $10.95, Bag: ELLESSE: FIERO SMALL BAG $19.27, Sweatshirt (the one used in collage is vintage and is for inspo: ADIDAS ORIGINALS: PARIS RED HIGH NECK CROPPED SWEATSHIRT WITH SHEER PANELS $65.00, Sneakers: NIKE: AIR MAX 95 PREMIUM SILVER $160.00 (sold out)

Shorts: ASOS: DENIM SJORTS IN OXFORD WASHED BLACK $45.00, Bikini top: CALVIN KLEIN: NTENSE POWER $56.00, Bikini bottom: CALVIN KLEIN: INTENSE POWER $48.81, Glasses: ZEROUV: STEAMPUNK LASER CUT ROUND ROUND FLAT CLEAR LENS $10.95, Sneakers: Y-3: FUTURE LOW $273.00 ($390.00)

Sunglasses: ZEROUV: MODERN FASHION PANTO FLAT FRONT METAL AVIATOR $6.95 ($11.95), Cap: GUCCI: ORIGINAL GG SUPREME BASEBALL CAP $320.00, T-shirt: ROLLING STONES: BLUE & LONESOME 72 LOGO T-SHIRT $26.00, Sandals: SUICOKE: BLACK PADRI SANDAL $347.85, Choker: BIANCA: FAUX SUEDE WIDE CHOKER $16.99

The Electron

Techno and rave culture haven't been this trendy since the 90's, (let's face it, techno is retro) and rave clothes is monochrome AF. The electrons aren't ravers only though: you will see the crowd at FKA Twigs and Yaeji sporting these outfits just as fiercely.

Goes to concerts by themselves because their music taste is too nerdy for their friends
Sleeps at weird hours of the day
Wears their sunglasses night and day
Keeps up the energy when everyone ells is dead.