Nice To See Thru You! Topshop Take Customer Transparency Next Level
"So You Can Feel Like A Moist Bag Of Trash"
Remember when everyone starting wearing Kylie’s see through plastic booties and how they realized they went steamy and super moist in 0.2 seconds? Well now you can have that for your legs! These new cropped above the ankle jeans are apparently 100% washable – they’d need to be – but we can’t help think there is no reason to wear these whatsoever unless you enjoy keeping your stems in a sweaty and bacteria breeding environment, yummy!
So, if you want to see what it’s like to wear see through pants for a day, head on over to Topshop, hell why not pair them with a clear raincoat, Kylie’s clear booties and a Perspex clutch! Who doesn’t want to be a modern day version of The Emperor’s New Clothes!
Topshop Wants You To Buy These See-Through Plastic Pants, So You Can Feel Like A Moist Bag Of Trash https://t.co/b7keRdepNJ— theBERRY (@theberry) 25. april 2017
These Topshop plastic see-through pants will really be a hit among serial killers. pic.twitter.com/OW33ikSrFN— Nicole ♥️ (@nicolexavier111) 26. april 2017
Better hold on to that ass sweat!
I wonder what a smelly pair of plastic jeans with salty sweat stains would go for on a pervert auction online?
Please don't pass on pailful Yeezy trends to the mortal population, we well dehydrate and DIE.
No matter how juicy this is IRL it still looks like a schnitzel before it hits the grill. Come again TopShop