Bridgerton Tragedy In Reverse
A guide to university balls
So I go to University for a very boring, very generic degree–drumroll–Economics, at an academically grilling institution I voluntarily signed up for. For most of the year, glamour is limited to library lighting and the occasional tote bag. Which is why the annual ball feels like less of a social event and more like a collective hallucination: one night where everyone pretends we live in a period drama, minus the corsets and with significantly worse music.
If you’re in the same boat as me, and hopefully doing a more fun degree, consider this your permission slip to dress for the night and celebrate being hot and smart — even if your mid-semester results are currently disputing that claim.
Start with something that already feels familiar. If you still fit into your high school prom–and it still fits your college-girl aesthetic–STICK TO IT. But if not, and you qualify as a spendthrift, think of purchasing a gown that embraces your body structure organically. If you're conscious of wearing body-hugging satin dresses, opt for A-line off-shoulder pieces, or if you prefer halter necks over thin straps, think of backless. If you want to dress safe for the ball, a slit won’t hurt. We can be modest and still serve.

For the color palette (to match your Pinterest board) –bold jewel tones, muted pastels, or classic black — and let the fabric do most of the talking. Hair and makeup can stay effortless–loose curls or waves, a low bun, or a sleek ponytail.
Choose the gown that moves with you, cuts that let you dance, and details that make the outfit unmistakably yours. It’s about feeling Bridgerton-chic, even if your economics essay is waiting for you the next day.
I’ve selected my FizzyPicks below — dresses that feel main-character enough for the ball, but still you. Because if we’re escaping reality for one night, we might as well look unreal doing it.

FARFETCH
Blumarine Strapless Ruffled Gown
$1445

FARFECTH
Gemy Maalouf Sequinned Gown
$1739

NET-A-PORTER
Alex Perry Off-the-shoulder draped candy and satin gown
$2800

NET-A-PORTER
Victoria Beckham Chain-embellished draped satin halter neck gown
$2290

NET-A-PORTER
Norma Kamali Off-Shoulder ruched stretched-lame gown
$395

REVOLVE
Amanda Uprichard X Revolve Strapless Puzzle Gown
$273

REVOLVE
Eliatt X Revolve Evanora Gown In Red
$345

REVOLVE
Bronx and Banco Runway Midnight Gown in Gold
$1100

MANGO
Long dress with draped neck
$139.99

MYTHERESA
Scarf-detail jersey gown in brown
$745

MYTHERESA
Lace-trimmed georgette gown in blue
$895

NORDSTORM
After Six Off the Shoulder Satin Charmeuse Gown
$269

NORDSTORM
Mac Duggal Women's Sleeveless Pleated Chiffon V-Neck Gown
$258

NORDSTORM
Mac Duggal Open Back High Neck Side Ruched gown
$398

BALTINI
Coperni Asymmetric Flower Gown Long Dress
$387
DIOR
Long Dress Red Silk-Blend Devore Velvet with Pomegranate Motif
$8900
BOOHOO
Tonal Floral Mesh Cowl Neck Maxi Dress
$23.80
BOOHOO
Chiffon Ruffle Strappy Maxi Dress
$27.20

ZARA
Long Lace Dress
$79.90
ASOS
Deep Plunge Ruffle Maxi Gown in Black
$52.15