The Internet Can't Handle How Hilariously Awful Beyoncé's New Wax Figure Is
The new sculpture at Madame Tussauds looks like a disturbing mix of Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears and Mariah Carey.
People are seriously losing their minds over Beyoncé’s new wax figure at Madame Tussauds but not for the reasons you’d expect. Instead of losing it because it’s so eerily lifelike—which is generally how we react to wax figures because they are truly haunting—people are freaking out because this Beyoncé figure is bad. Like, seriously bad. Offensively bad. So bad we can’t even recognize it’s supposed to be Beyoncé. All members of the Beyhive prepare to look upon this wax figure of your Queen and tremble with fury:
Honestly? How did the creator of this abomination look at it and for second go, “Oh yeah, that’s Beyoncé.”
We’re shocked and disgusted that Madame Tussauds would rob us all of the opportunity for deceptively realistic selfie with Queen B and are so sorry to all the Bey fans who’ve taken a pic with this wax figure only to receive “who dis?” comments on Insta.
Theory: Beyoncé wax figure makers have never seen Beyoncé pic.twitter.com/bZ2PWCUzUs
— Michelle Lee (@heymichellelee) July 19, 2017
it's a good thing you're not talking about *Beyoncé. cause this white woman is definitely not her. https://t.co/grl27L9XNM
— nañi (@pettyblackgirI) July 19, 2017
WHY'D I THINK THIS WAS LINDSAY LOHAN NAAAAHHH TRY AGAIN https://t.co/YAIrXyeahF
— kofi (@ManLikeKofii) July 19, 2017
Lindsay Lohan. Jessica Simpson. Maybe even Britney at the right angle but this darling is NOT Beyoncé. https://t.co/aVxAfSK2ml
— morgs (@hotbeansmorgan) July 19, 2017
F for effort, Madame Tussauds.