Would You Dye Your Off-White X Nike Vapormax?

So you've just dropped at least 250 bucks on a pair of glorified Nike Vapormax – glorified “THE ONLY” way Mr Abloh knows how. For once, the hype didn't chew you up and spit you out; you somehow made it through the legions of bots and won yourself a bloody raffle. The DHL guy actually showed up on time too. Awesome. You win.

But after ever so carefully FUCKING RIPPING that box open, you feel a sinking sensation in your stomach. 'They are actually kind of boring,' you think to yourself. 'Everyone else's Off-White Vapormax sneakers look exactly the same.' Next thing you know, you're down the dollar store spending what's left of your parents' monthly allowance on canary-yellow Dylon.

Yes, dying box-fresh Off-White Vapormax is actually a thing and shoe customizer quonito is one of the culprits. Testament to the size of his balls, his vibrantly died sneakers have quickly gone viral, with dusty pink, sunset orange and canary-yellow variations. What sneakerheads will do to be individual these days, huh?

How much will a pair of these babies set you back? Only $1500.

Check them out in the gallery above and let us know what you think in the comments.

Next up, weave to the extreme in Nike's Inneva Woven Vapormax.