13 Statement Winter Jackets For When You're Literally A Living Coat
Own the all-in-one look.
The colder months might not provide much opportunity to flaunt your styling prowess, but morphing into a living coat does have its advantages. The time you used to spend perfecting that look can now be spent snoozing or lying in the dark contemplating whether or not you should just fuck everything and quit your job today – like every day. Why? Because your coat is the look.
Remember back in the summer when you felt obliged to exercise to maintain that #BeachBod? You can screw that too! Unless that starey-eyed guy on the subway has got X-ray spectacles, there's a fat chance anyone's gonna peep beneath those layers. All the more muffins for you, my friend. Finally, if you're utterly in love with your coat's aesthetics, you've now got an excuse to wear it every day of the week without anyone judging you for not washing your clothes. Girl, we know you filthy. In short, it's a win on all fronts – as long as it does its job and keeps you warm enough, that is.
As always, we've come thru for you. Here are 13 statement coats to upgun your winter flex.
NAPA by Martine Rose Black Skidoo Nas Long Anorak Parka
For when you're so gorgeous you'd look great in a trash bag, but you're the opposite of trash. This futuristic high-shine insulated parka makes a bold, dark statement – perfect for nocturnal animals. The zip-off sleeves and HUGE hood make for a cool added touch.
Shop it here for $464
adidas DAY ONE Grey Three-Layer Parka
A seamless interchange between sport and fashion, this adidas jacket from the DAY ONE collection puts equal emphasis on performance and style. It's waterproof and windproof with an all-weather coating and triple-layer fabric. It's also got a super-handy zip media pocket on the sleeve for your phone.
Shop it here for $595.
Gosha Rubchinskiy Red adidas Originals Edition Wind Coat
Fire up your winter vibe with this bold red adidas Originals x Gosha Rubchinskiy coat. With a longline shape, it's literally got your whole outfit covered – apart from your sneaks, of course. Both brand logos are featured on the chest and triple stripes run down the sides.
Shop it here for $385.
New Look Multi COLORED Faux Fur Lined Parka
A classic parka that's rumored to be “better than your duvet – honestly.” Sounds like a pretty enticing prospect. This khaki number features a seriously strokeable faux-fur lining and a detachable faux-fur hood trim.
Shop it here for $143.
Acne Studios Tan & Brown Shearling Lorin Jacket
Coming in with its signature directional style, Acne Studios delivers another killer outerwear item. The shearling jacket comes in a camel hue with contrasting brown patch pockets and trims. Toasty AF – just make sure you check the weather forecast.
Shop it here for $2167
adidas Originals by Alexander Wang Reversible Blue & Black Down Puffer Jacket
High fashion meets sportswear with this adidas Originals by Alexander Wang puffer jacket. Not only does it look killer but it's reversible – a two-for-one feature that cannot be overlooked at this time of year. One side features all over diagonal adidas branding, whilst the other is a high-shine black.
Shop it here for $297
Tommy Hilfiger Denim Long Down Padded Jacket
This staple Tommy Hilfiger jacket has a timeless parka aesthetic, featuring a longline shape, warm padding and a faux-fur trimmed hood.
Shop it here for $348.
Ienki Ienki Black Down Killer Pockets Belted Coat
If you've been dying to jump on the puffer trend but don't want to look like a disproportionate human equivalent of a puffer fish, this Ienki Ienki coat is for you. Its nifty detachable belt will cinch that waist right in – because you may be a living coat but you still want everyone to know you've got DAT BODY beneath.
Shop it here for $1425.
Canada Goose Black Down Resolute Parka
This Canada Goose parka has a technical, utilitarian feel, with practical reflective trims and a no-fuss design. You could literally throw this over anything and look damn fine.
Shop it here for $1200.
S13 Kylie Quilted Puffer Jacket
Brave the brrr without sacrificing style in this slim-fit puffer jacket with heavy-duty down insulation by S13. Not only does it combine both the camo print and puffer jacket trends but it has the bonus of a fingerless glove liner so that you don't get frostbite when you inevitably lose at least one of your gloves.
Shop it here for $119.
Vetements Reversible Black Canada Goose Edition Down Coat
A statement puffer in red and black that screams, “I'm dangerous.” This versatile Vetements jacket is also reversible, with a graphic funnel-neck collar that looks equally awesome when undone.
Shop it here for $2064
Calvin Klein 205W39NYC Green Nylon Parka
A high-end take on the time-honored parka, this Calvin Klein number has a luxe-meets-utilitarian appeal. We love the gorgeous shearling hood lining and the bold-yet-simple aesthetic.
Shop it here for $1073
The North Face Black Down Cryos Long Parka
Another top-to-toe lewk, this long parka will make you feel like you're walking around in a sleeping bag whilst looking damn cool too. The shiny finish around the chest, upper back and hood brings all the focus to those delightfully rosy winter cheeks of yours.
Shop it here for $995.
For more ways to step up your winter styling game, here are ten super-hot cold weather looks.