"Gimme That Daddy Longstroke" - Sexting Tips With Beyonce

If you think sexting is awkward, imagine Beyonce sliding into your DMs.

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Since cellphones became trivialized among horny teens and other poor devils around 2006, dirty talk went into a whole new dimension that could secretly (and pleasantly) take place anywhere possible. It doesn't require much effort to hit the send button, and bae will basically have your sweet tongue in their ear, but if you're not exactly a poet, sexting can be hard and none the less super awkward. 

Which is why we have heroins like Queen B to guide us through the art of writing sexy. Here are some of Beyonce's naughtiest lyrical moments that you can slide into bae's inbox when you're feeling freaky!

1. 
"I kiss you and you lick your lips 
You like it wet and so do I
I know you never waste a drip"
- Blow

2. 
"First both of my legs go back on your head,
and whatever you want, yeah baby, I'm bad"
- No Angel

3.
"Baby lemme put my body on your body.
Promise not to tell nobody"
- Dance For You

4.
"I've been drinking, ...I get filthy when that liquor get into me"
- Drunk In Love

5. 
"I'm feelin' sexy, I wanna hear you say my name boy"
- Naughty Girl

6.
"Can you lick my Skittles,
it's the sweetest in the middle
Pink is the flavor, solve the riddle"
- Blow

7.
 "Why can't I keep my fingers off it, baby, I want you"
- Drunk In Love

8.
"Gimme that daddy-long stroke"
- Blow

9.
"Boy look into my eyes while I'm grinding on you.
This is beyond sex"
- Dance For You

10.
"Let me sit this ass on you"
- Rocket

11.
"Tonight I'm gonna put my body on your body.
Boy I like it when you watch me"
- Dance For You

12.
"I can't wait till I get home so you can turn that cherry out
I want you to turn that cherry out, turn that cherry out"
- Blow

13.
"Don't slip off when it drip off on top of you"
- Blow

14.
"Rock right up to the side of my mountain
Climb until you reach my peak, babe
And reach right into the bottom of my fountain
I wanna play in your deep, babe"
- Rocket

15.
"Hold me 'til I scream for air to breathe"
- Rocket


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