How To Take Killer Nudes

If you expect some 50 Shades of Grey shit where you get a little spanking then some billionaire marries you, just close this tab. This is the real kink. This is the naughty stuff, this is how to tell your sex machine (not the vibrator the human one) that you got something naughty you want and you want it with them. Right. This. Second. 

Whether its BDSM, Fetish Parties or eating a**, in the words of Missy Elliot "Get your Freak on!"

Cum all, Cum one (we'd prefer multiple times)! Here's 3 saucy tips to get you doing something freaky in the sack this week. 

#1 Fantasies and Fetishes are normal, Accept Your Freaky

You need to just accept your freaky side! Your inner desires are normal, they are there for you to explore. But before you can go ahead and explore them with anyone, you need to feel comfortable with them yourself first. Put fear aside, it is you opening up to your partner and granted that requires a lot of vulnerability, but you need to just embrace the fear. 

So you like your nipples bitten hard. Get comfortable with it you saucy thing before asking for it.

#2 Communicate and not like that 50 Shades scene. 

50 Shades was great for the housewives and I am sure that a fistful (you naughty devils will get that reference) are very satisfied. But the way 'the kink' was portrayed was one of the many reasons we don't get our freak on. Kinks and fetishes and all that jazz are seen as "use and abuse" objectification of a lover. The opposite is true thou. Being kinky and allowing your lover to experience what you like and vice versa increases trust and intimacy. It actually promotes better communication. We all have our own love language and kinks help us express that. 

See with 50 Shades, they didn't highlight that you need to actually talk about it before that paddle hit that bare butt cheek. Granted it was a movie and they don't have time to show you the old dinner table talks. 

You need to talk to your partner about what you feel comfortable with and make them feel special. Praise them and thank them for being awesome. Reassure them how much they mean to you and how cumtastic the sex is. Letting your partner know how special they are to you and asking them to share this experience makes the kink completely irresistible and oh so sexy.

#3 Start slow before going all out

So you are comfortable with the kink, your partner is also a secret freak and totally wants to get naughty, but take it slow. Start by showing your partner what you like. Look don't email them a detailed 19 page sexology study on said fetish. Ask them to watch a porno with you, get on Netflix and find some fetish docos (trust us there are plenty), send short articles on your preferred kink. 

Fact: According to social proof theory, if we see people doing something and enjoying it, it becomes a social norm to us and we are more likely to do it. 

Now start with slow actions. Don't go all out with a dildo on a drill and a full latex suit (If that's what you are into! Sounds naughtily fun!) Start with going toy shopping together, whether online or at the store. Try toys as a type of foot in the door approach, then move up to slightly larger requests and soon you'll have dildo drills as a normal Monday Night Thang. But remember start slow and small. 

 NOTE THIS and Note it well, if you have a fantasy and you try it out and you realize you don't like it, that is normal! 

Now get freaky this week! No one dies a virgin, might as well have fun!

Summer sex spot ideas? We got you covered over at 5 Ways To Get Freaky In Public & Nature Without Getting Arrested.