Festival style guide non bohemian
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The Ultimate NON-Bohemian Festival Style Guide And Where To Buy It

Who else is sick of bohemian festival wear?

POSTEDBYSOFIE RIISE NORS

Hello ladies, and welcome to the festival season of 2017! Primavera Sound is happening as we speak, while Glastonbury, Tomorrowland and Roskilde Festival are coming up. I'm sorry to say guys—but Coachella is OVER. It seems like every festival style-guide the last 3 years has been stuck in a 60's pendulum, experimenting with cultural appropriation, western privilege and bad excuses for popping pills. 

What do we need a break from? 1. psychedelic patterns! 2. white girls with bindis! 3. H&M-Coachella collections on sale! When do we want it? NOW!

... which is why we created this ultimate styleguide for everyone who is as sick of bohemian festival clothing as well. 

 

The Denim Digger

You can listen to a lot of rock n' roll and pop music without wearing a fake leather jacket and a jersey crop top with shitty fringe. 

 

  • Enjoys watching their kicks get dirty
  • Chugs a beer in 10 seconds
  • Stands 5 hours in line for the pit (and hooks up with someone in the line)
  • Charming, fun and loud
     

Bag: AEVOR: DAYPACK FINELINE $90.00, Jeans: LEVI'S: VINTAGE WIDE LEG JEANS $41.97 ($168.00), Jacket: LEVI'S: EX-BOYFRIEND TRUCKER JACKET $89.50, Sunglasses: ZEROUV: VINTAGE WOMENS FASHION RHINESTONE CAT EYE SUNGLASSES, $9.99, Shoe: REEBOK: CLASSIC LEATHER $69.99

Earrings: BLING JEWELRY: SO CHIC SILVER HOOPS $20.99 ($48.28), Bralette: H&M: PADDED TRIANGLE BRA $17.99, Jeans (the ones in the collage are vintage): LEVI'S: ORANGE TAB 517 CROPPED BOOT CUT JEANS $98.00, Waist bag: SUPREME: WAIST BAG ca $150.00, Sneaker: FILA: DISRUPTOR LOW $134.65

Jeans: MONKI: TAIKI HIGH WAISTED MOM JEANS $64.00, Jacket: LEVI'S: COMMUTER™ TRUCKER $99.90 ($148.00), Sunglasses: ZEROUV: DAPPER DOUBLE CROSSBAR FLAT FRONT ROUND AVIATOR SUNGLASSES $9.99, Swimsuit: MERIDIAN: CLASSIC ONE PIECE SWIMSUIT $225.00, Sneakers: NEW BALANCE: 530 LUX SUEDE $100.00
 

The Fuckboy

The fuckboy is basically not a fashion style but we aaaaalll know what they look like. They look f*cking dope, which is why females adopted their look and took it to a whole other galaxy of coolnes. 

  • Drinks vodka before going to The Weeknd
  • Dances after midnight
  • Looks high maintenance—is not
  • Is convincing, elegant and highly entertaining

Leggings: TOPSHOP: JERSEY RIBBED FLARE TROUSERS $3.50 ($32.11), Sunglasses: ZEROUV: METAL FLAT LENS SIDE COVER MIRROR LENS AVIATOR$´ $10.95, Bag: ELLESSE: FIERO SMALL BAG $19.27, Sweatshirt (the one used in collage is vintage and is for inspo: ADIDAS ORIGINALS: PARIS RED HIGH NECK CROPPED SWEATSHIRT WITH SHEER PANELS $65.00, Sneakers: NIKE: AIR MAX 95 PREMIUM SILVER $160.00 (sold out)

Shorts: ASOS: DENIM SJORTS IN OXFORD WASHED BLACK $45.00, Bikini top: CALVIN KLEIN: NTENSE POWER $56.00, Bikini bottom: CALVIN KLEIN: INTENSE POWER $48.81, Glasses: ZEROUV: STEAMPUNK LASER CUT ROUND ROUND FLAT CLEAR LENS $10.95, Sneakers: Y-3: FUTURE LOW $273.00 ($390.00)

Sunglasses: ZEROUV: MODERN FASHION PANTO FLAT FRONT METAL AVIATOR $6.95 ($11.95), Cap: GUCCI: ORIGINAL GG SUPREME BASEBALL CAP $320.00, T shirt: ROLLING STONES: BLUE & LONESOME 72 LOGO T-SHIRT $26.00, Sandals: SUICOKE: BLACK PADRI SANDAL $347.85, Choker: BIANCA: FAUX SUEDE WIDE CHOKER $16.99

 

The Electron

Techno and rave culture haven't been this trendy since the 90's, (let's face it, techno is retro) and rave clothes are now monochrome AF. These electron-outfits doesn't belong to ravers alone, though. They suit the crowd at more low-key electronic music events as well. 

  • Goes to koncerts by themselves because their music taste is too nerdy for their friends
  • Sleeps at weird hours of the day
  • Wears their sunglasses night and day
  • Has a surprisingly high level of energy while everyone else is dead

Cap: NEW ERA NY: 9FORTY CAP $24.00, Skirt: ADIDAS ORIGINALS: RIBBED WRAPOVER MAXI SKIRT $60.00, Sunglasses: ZEROUV: RETRO METAL COLOR TINTED LENS AVIATOR $9.99, Sports bra: BOOHOO: MOLLY FIT MESH SPORTS BRA $5.10 ($12.84), Sneaker: NIKE: AIR MAX PLUS TN $157.00 (sold out)
 

Jacket: KAPPA: SSENSE EXCLUSIVE NAVY TRACK JACKET $120.00 ($165.00), Sunglasses: ZEROUV: CLASSIC OUTDOORSMAN STYLE METAL AVIATOR SUNGLASSES $9.99, Shorts: H&M: DENIM SHORTS $29.99, Bag: Y-3: BLACK LOGO SHOPPER TOTE $160.00 ($246.00), Sneakers: NIKE: AIR MAX 95 PREMIUM PONY HAIR BLACK $145.00 ($200.00)

Dungarees: MOTO: CONTRAST STITSCH SHORT DUNGAREES $50.00, Sunglasses: ZEROUV: CLASSIC SQUARE WIRE METAL FLAT LENS SUNGLASSES $9.99, Hoodie: MISGUIDED: WHITE ORIENTAL LOGO CROPPED HOODIE $45.00, BeltNIKE: SWOOSH CUTOUT SKINNY REVERSIBLE $45.00, Sneakers: REEBOK CLASSICS: WHITE INSTAPUMP FURY SANDALS $128.00 ($172.00)

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